|mom:||can you do this chore for me?|
|me:||*doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*|
|mom:||*does it for you*|
|mom:||why can't you ever be responsible|
I can’t even father myself LMAO.
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"